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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、我去供应商公司拿急料,门口保安不在,估计去巡逻,两狗狗在,不让我进,我心里急,对着我车门连踹两脚,然后盯着狗狗,狗狗望了我一眼汕汕的把头撇开,不经意的爪子按了下遥控器,进出自动门打开了。
2、傍晚推着我的烧烤摊去摆夜市去了! 到夜市摊子刚支好,一位长发美女就来捧场了,点了鸡腿、牛 肉、香菇、茄子、韭菜等…… 忙了好一阵,烤好后,美女要求打包带走,一算账,共119元! 美女笑着说:大哥,这天都黑了,零头就算了吧,100块钱吧,你早卖完早回家! 我一听,有道理啊,于是我就留了100块! 可美女走后,我总感觉哪里不对劲,我摆的是夜市,每天都是凌晨一点多才收摊,现在才晚上七点多,天刚黑……
3、某人手机被偷了,发现后打那电话居然通了!然后他一通解释让对方还手机,对方问他怎么证明手机是他自己的,他想了想,说了他手机密码,然后电话挂了。再打,“您拨打的电话已关机。

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