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1楼大中小发表于 2015-11-25 11:04 只看该作者

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幽默一下

想买一辆车，昨晚问老婆买高尔夫怎样？
她说不好，太小了，车震的时候有些角落会碰到，痛死了。
我心想老婆真体贴，可是仔细一想，我们好像没有车震过啊？

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